1.WHAT HE THINKS IT SAYS:
Look, I have lady friends. I’m a good guy who values a platonic relationship with women.
WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: He has women in his life who will constantly make you insecure about his feelings for you. Oh and he’s either hooked up with them or he’s “thought” about it.
While friendship is a beautiful thing, competition isn’t. When we see a picture of you, we want to imagine our life with you, not our life with you and a harem of women.
2. WHAT HE THINKS IT SAYS:
WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: His body is all he has.
Body shots on Tinder are desperate. Period. End of story. Don’t think we don’t know what you’re trying to do. We have boobs, ya know, so stop trying to use your abs (or lack thereof) to distract us from the fact that you have no other redeeming qualities. #DontFreeTheNipple