This Guy Tried To Use Terrible Tinder Lines In Real Life, And He Struck Out Every Time - Date Dingo

This Guy Tried To Use Terrible Tinder Lines In Real Life, And He Struck Out Every Time

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One guy decided to test some of the worst pickup lines ever seen on Tinder. Not even the Las Vegas strip setting helped these offers go down easily. None of the lines worked on the ladies, although this bro may have talked two guys into a porta-potty threesome. Here is a sampling of his efforts:

“I could turn your daddy issues into baby daddy issues.”

“I really want to smother you in green paint and spank you like an avocado.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”

“On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”

“Are you guys Jedis? ‘Cause Yodalicious.”

“Preheat your oven ’cause I’m going in raw.”

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