As much as I’d just like to tell somebody how much I admire their form and would probably just like to have sex with that – I think it’s only polite of me to ask how they are first. We can take it up a notch once I know a little more than just their name and face. Well, these xx people don’t give a damn about that bullshit and I’m not sure whether to clap my hands to them or shake my head. You decide.
1. Not sure if the finger hands or the bio is more disturbing
2. Just when you were about to swipe left, you read the last line