The length of this period can vary but gradually it creeps away from the pair of you slowly and unassumingly, you probably won’t notice it’s over until one day one of you will be pissed off and the remark “well, the honeymoon period is well and truly over, isn’t it?”
1. The smells
Honeymoon: It’s all about his/her aftershave or perfume. You’ll sniff their pillow just to get a fix – the scent has you hooked.
Post honeymoon: You’re more likely to be smelling their farts than their cologne and they won’t even bother going to the bathroom to do it anymore.
2. The spoons
Honeymoon: When you find time between sex sessions to get some sleep, you’ll be wrapped all over each other and your spooning game lasts the night through.
Post honeymoon: A quick 5 minute cuddle before going your separate ways in bed to have some truly comfortable sleep.